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Self-Sufficiency in Style

 your own meat

 

Some things we just don't want to think about, do we?

We call slaughterhouses "abattoirs" and 
try to keep as far away as we can from the uncomfortable business of producing animals for food.

But it is perfectly possible for smallholders to produce all their own meat with sensitivity and kindness 
and to eat their own meat without qualms.

Most sensible meat eaters do realise the illogicality of shying away from the subject of raising animals for food, whilst  breakfasting on bacon and pouring milk over their cornflakes.

They mistakenly equate farm animals with their own much loved pets.

The reality fortunately is very different

         

Theory... and Reality

A sophisticated system exists to enable small numbers of animals to be killed in a painless way. 

The meat is returned ready to eat.

Everything is done to make the system humane for both animals and indeed smallholder.

There are three categories of animals on a smallholding:

Your pets are just as loved and well looked after as any in the town.

The cat does earn his keep by catching rats and feeds himself all summer on rabbits. 

The dog did deter burglars, but despite his ferocious looks was very much at home with orphan lambs, chickens and calves. He never made a sheep-dog though .

Vermin Patrol

The sow gets a name and

a semi-permanent home.

A birthday present to Mrs P accompanied by perfume!
Alas, she was killed by order of the government because of Swine Fever nearby.

Your ewes, cows, sows that produce the lambs, calves and piglets that will, one day become meat, are semi-permanent residents. 

They have names and are "nearly pets." They become tame and have friendly personalities and are treated accordingly. They don't actually curl up in front of the fire of an evening, but otherwise you get pretty fond of them.

You may or may not have the male equivalents of ram, bull and boar as fixtures around the farm. Invariably not as well behaved though.

The offspring - lambs, calves and piglets are never named. Most are destined for the butcher from the day of birth. Your objective is to rear them well with good food and in a stress free environment.

It isn't as difficult as you imagine to eat them yourself.

Never named

Just down the lane

When the time comes for the youngsters to go, they will no longer be the fluffy cuddly "toys" they once were. They will be unruly and awkward teenagers barging their mothers and you. Both will be glad to be rid of them.

If it is autumn, the grass will be failing, the thermometer falling and the mud deepening. Feeding becomes a chore.

The time has come; you will be glad to see them go.

Just a couple of miles down the lane to the nearby slaughterhouse.

No stressful journey and no crowded market pens.

When the meat comes back from the butcher, put it in the freezer and forget about it.

When the time comes to eat that steak or chop or ham, you will have long since forgotten the actual animal.

Indeed, the cow, ewes and sow will already be pregnant with the next generation.

You will be giving a good life and a humane end to your animals and be living off the fat of the land yourself.

You can read about one year's meat supply on 
November diary

The source has been long forgotten.

living off "the fat of the land"

at

 the strangely  named Hangman's Cottage, just to the south of Misery Corner.

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